You Have Discovered Beatnuki, God Help You

Beatnuki (noun) - Portmantaeu of "beatnik" and "tanuki"; insufferable pirate hacker cartoonist writer fool

Find Beatnuki Online

And make him pay.

• Hire Me for Work
• Laugh At My Videogame Abilities
• Give Me Money (HIGHLY ENCOURAGED)
• Buy My Books (none of you are very good at this)
• Make Up Nebulous Reasons to Not Pay Beatnuki on HackerOne (you're great at this)
• Sneer at Beatnuki on Retroachievements
• Get Stuff from Beatnuki on Gumroad
• Gawp Incredulously at Beatnuki's PlayTracker